I had the rare opportunity of coming across a dog this weekend that I think is gay. Yes, I said gay. I have never seen a dog that was truly gay and didn't really think that a dog could be gay. Here is the story:
I now have a new neighbor who is also a family friend. She called me and asked me to come over and help her put together her entertainment center and she said she would cook me breakfast. The thought of free food excited me, especially since I didn't have any groceries. So I went up to her apartment and sat on the couch and was playing with her puppy - a cute little black cocker spaniel named Bentley. As I played with Bentley I started thinking how I want a good hearty breakfast and I knew I wouldn't get it with my friend cooking so I decided to cook. So as I start to make a spectacular bacon Swiss and cheddar omelet, she told me that she was going to be dog sitting for her boss this weekend. That didn't phase me at the time. So her boss then shows up with this small white and brown dog named Nick (or should I say Nicki). As he enters the room he goes bazerck and proceeds to my friends cocker spaniel to lick his privates and starts to thrust him wildly. His owner starts pulling him off and is yelling at him and proceeds to beat him. But that didn't phase this man-hungry dog. He jumped right back on him. So they ended up putting him in his cage, where he cried every time Bentley was out of his sight (LOUDLY). Now, I know it is quite common for dogs to do this to one another but after 36 hours you would think the dog would get over it and stop. No, this dog basically raped poor Bentley and I think Bentley has PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder). The owner of Nicki does not know why he is doing this because he plays with other dogs all the time - but I guess they weren't his type. I guess he prefers the cocker variety. Anyways, holla at you next time.
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Interesting blog. I also know of a dog whom I think may be be gay. He's very Chipper, then again, that's his name!
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